#the stabbing not the convo

[that-one-gay-bitch]

Hate when people try to correct me on my word choice. I was telling someone about how I stabbed myself with a sewing pin and they were like "ah, the word ur looking for is 'pricked' 🤗." Like no bitch, I was pinning 12 layers of canvas together and that pin entered my finger at speed. It was indeed a very small stabbing

[morganbritton132]

One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.

Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”

Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”

A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”

“It kinda is. Did you do it?”

“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”

“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”

The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.

[ricecaqes]

one of the kids at work is somehow a tf2 fan and was talking abt it during a project and i just like. genuinely cant fathom what it mustve been like for this 6-8 year old to be quoting the demoman video only to have the fucking teacher walk in and finish the line with him

[kokomalls]

how to kiss Lena (step-by-step guide)

[whump-side]

Tfw when you're supposed to be the assassin but the target does the job for you

[the-dye-stained-socialite]

MEN'S TITS!!!!!!!

little naked Grace for all your naked grace needs. I'm so normal about him and his tits

thank you @capn-twitchery for letting me draw him!!!!

[lillotte17]

One of my absolute favorite dialogues you can have with Astarion is after your Durge discovers that they're Bhaalspawn. (which is saying something bc he's got a lot of great dialogues tbh). He's been supportive of you up until now. Hells, he's even kind of into how much of a little freak you are if you're romancing him. But this? This is A Lot for him. His facial expressions are controlled. He chooses his words very carefully, not expressing a strong opinion of you resisting or submitting to your father's will.

You can tell he is already running the mental math in his head about how risky being with you is going to be going forward. He is very much just as freaked out about this as any of the "good aligned" companions. No harm in hedging his bets, though.

BUT if you choose the option to admit that you are scared, and you don't know how to fight back against someone as powerful as Bhaal, his whole demeanor shifts.

"You know, I didn't realize you and I were so alike. I- I felt paralyzed to do anything about Cazador for so many decades. I gave up on myself. I gave up on any hope of escape after a few lashes. Bhaal controls you in much the same way. I don't know how you can beat him, but I do know this; you must try. The half-life of a mind-addled slave is worse than death- don't become his. I wouldn't live another century as one for all the moonstones in Evereska."

Genuinely one of the most honest and introspective and vulnerable responses from him in the whole game. And the soft pleading desperate way he says, 'don't become his'??? I am feral. I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure.

[ssruis]

There’s so much to unpack with this conversation I don’t even know where to start like what is wrong w them.

[quotidian-oblivion]

Things that make me want to stab myself in the heart:

Merlin crying

[sneeg-snag]

had an argument bw my mom an hour ago. how long do i wait until i go downstairs to air fry french fries

[pinacoladamatata]

Over 800 hrs in this game and it just occurred to me that when Astarion has his little "how should I kill you" conversation, if you ask how he wants to die, he frowns and says "I don't think poison is for me, nor stabbing, come to think of it" because he's already familiar with being stabbed to death :)

[jjsanguine]

Rei: I quit

Shigeki: no. It is your destiny, your purpose—

Rei: I still quit *shoots him*

[the-maddened-hatter]

Y'know the line "it's not that I want to, I'm just afraid I'm going to" from Chris Flemming's I'm Afraid To Talk To Men really is the perfect way to boil down most of my intrusive thoughts to their fundamental essence.

[whyscserious]

Every starter I am writing up I am like "Joker stop being so mean." Him:

[longislandcharm]

[pm] Hey, I went back home for the holidays. Needed to see my parents. Just wanted to let you know.

[pm] Bitch, I just got stabbed and you leave me?

Kidding! Can't believe you went back home though. How'd your parents react when you showed up?

[chaosciara]

no I’m completely normal🫡 I don’t get unreasonably mad that I don’t know every language ever when I miss a play on words that is very obviously funny in that language but is lost in subtitle translation 🫡 I absolutely don’t get mad🫡 I’m normal and sane about my lack of language nuance 🫡